Friday, July 4, 2008

$375 stomach ache



if you are ever offered a free ticket to take the next flight via Us Airways
dont take it.

you end up fighting with your dad and yelling at a guy in india

about CEOS who fly around wasting gas making gay nazi child snuff porn

and how you hope every plane they have leave the ground

goes down in flames murdering all there children and family

or instead of the free flight you were promised
we can offer you $200 off a flight that day
ok its $300 online so thats only $100....
no we cant do that price its $200 off the $700 ticket
so it will cost me more to use my coupon?
yes

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