Friday, June 27, 2008
The Casual Werewoof
The Casual Werewoof is a half man half beast that
is conduced to transform not under the influence
of moonlight, but of alcohol.
His natural habitat is dive bars frequented by
young women characterized by the lack of a loving
father and low cut clothing.
He feeds on dollar beers and insecurity.
He is actually not of much danger, often he just
represses his sexual desire driving home drunk
and attacking his steering wheel
with fist.
He is the least dangerous (even though his perversions
are often a strong indication of why we are spooked by him) of then beast man genus.
Relatives are :
The Vampires of Dudebrahton
The Elves of Dateraeping Village
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